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Hey. This is Astrid and she likes bread and elephants and is still holding out on the fact that one day scientists will be successful in breeding elephants with bread and when that happens she'll put up a farm where people can make their own breadephants and either choose keep them as pets or eat them but of course she'll probably pick the latter option because she's a sadistic biatch.

Not only is she sadistic but she's also very... Lazy. This bio alone took like what... Hours? The number of which she bothers not to count. She also likes to draw and write. You can find her "works of art" here.

As for her written work, you can actually find that nowhere because even after the countless drafts she's written, she hasn't really published or finished anything because, well, she's lazy, as was aforementioned.

She also has a tumblr. Because she thought signing up for a free tumblr meant she could get a free container for various beverages but she was wrong. Now she spends her time putting other things in her tumblr and none of them are liquid (hopefully). Here it is in all it's glory:

Her OTPs consist of the forbidden and the unorthodox. Her favorite examples of which are:

1. Miguel/ Tulio (The Road to El Dorado): Because they are mighty and powerful gays gods.

2. Hiro Hamada/ Tadashi Hamada (Big Hero 6): Because the stares Tadashi give his younger brother are hotter than his body (which is impossible tbh).

3. Prince Hans / Princess Anna (Frozen): Because abusive relationships are sexy.
  • Listening to: Hidashi fanmixes on 8tracks and Fall Out Boy Songs
  • Reading: Hidashi fanfics
  • Watching: Hidashi fanvideos (all 6 of them)
  • Playing: With my emotions bcos Hidashi that's why
  • Eating: Goldfish S'mores Crackers
  • Drinking: Little Hug Fruit Barrels
'Nuff said.

Ha no seriously tho this ship is ruining my life. At first I couldn't see anything besides brotherly love between the two but then fanfiction happened and, well, you'd be surprised at how greatly smut fics and raging hormones can affect you. Before I was all against incest but then the Hamada brothers be all cute in the movie with the way Tadashi looks at Hiro when they're alone together and how Hiro absolutely just stops functioning when Tadashi dies and dear God do you remember that scene where Tadashi inches so close to Hiro's face when he says he won't give up on him like ugh. This ship is gonna kill me I swear. But nah Tadashi is dead and so yeah... Well nope. Saying that is not helping and now here come the BH6 fics where Hiro admits to himself that he actually loves Tadashi and berates himself for only realizing it now because Tadashi is dead and he'll never have a chance to tell him and jfc I'm crying pls help me do not watch this movie I repeat do not watch this movie.

(hey but do you know what's worse? The complete and utter lack of Hidashi things on Deviantart. Seriously, tho. We're supposed to be the biggest art community on the internet and you people aren't posting Hidashi sht. Someone owes me an explanation. And it better be good. Haha but pls ignore the fact that I'm not posting anything tho bcos I'm lazy OTL)



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Destiny3000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2016  Hobbyist Writer

Hope you have a great day!
Destiny3000 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

Hope you have a great day!
Astridhofferman Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
Hey you. Thanks for the greet yo. Even if I'm thanking you months after my birthday haha. Means a lot that peeps from DA remember me even when I've been absent for forever now.. Still haven't forgotten how awesome your KFP fanfics were. Keep on keeping on yo~
Destiny3000 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Your more than welcome, and thank fou for saying that my Kung Fu Panda Fan-Fiction is awesome!

I'm currently stuck on 25. Red Dragon on Kung Fu Panda 3: The Path Of The Rising Sun.

Its both The Noodle Dream and Red Dragon where they're both similar, but both end marginally different.

It is also a bit difficult going from a lovely pieceful atmosphere to that of blood, guts, gore, helplessness, dread, and shear despair in The House Of The Dead.
Tavvi Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you for favouriting my stuff :iconthorhandkissplz: //late with starbucks
KenPan Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for the fav XD
Flooderon Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for favoriting my BigHero6 fanart!! ;;u;
lia-brisa Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2014  Professional General Artist

Thank you for the fave in my Book of life Collection!!!!  :hug:

versamajor Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
=Fight alongside you
=Respect you
=Involve you
=Encourage you
= Deserve you
=Save you

Send this to all your friends and me if I'm one.
If you get 4 back you are liked, but if you get 7 back then you are seriously loved. 
Sonicgirl1999 Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for the fave!
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