|Dive right in. But viewer be warned, for in here be monsters (and art that I regret so much but can't delete just cos).|
Hey. This is Astrid and she likes bread and elephants and is still holding out on the fact that one day scientists will be successful in breeding elephants with bread and when that happens she'll put up a farm where people can make their own breadephants and either choose keep them as pets or eat them but of course she'll probably pick the latter option because she's a sadistic biatch.
Not only is she sadistic but she's also very... Lazy. This bio alone took like what... Hours? The number of which she bothers not to count. She also likes to draw and write. You can find her "works of art" here.
As for her written work, you can actually find that nowhere because even after the countless drafts she's written, she hasn't really published or finished anything because, well, she's lazy, as was aforementioned.
She also has a tumblr. Because she thought signing up for a free tumblr meant she could get a free container for various beverages but she was wrong. Now she spends her time putting other things in her tumblr and none of them are liquid (hopefully). Here it is in all it's glory: breadephants.tumblr.com
Her OTPs consist of the forbidden and the unorthodox. Her favorite examples of which are:
1. Miguel/ Tulio (The Road to El Dorado): Because they are mighty and powerful
2. Hiro Hamada/ Tadashi Hamada (Big Hero 6): Because the stares Tadashi give his younger brother are hotter than his body (which is impossible tbh).
3. Prince Hans / Princess Anna (Frozen): Because abusive relationships are sexy.